microwave

Got an apartment,need utilities.
Got utilities,need cable.
Got cable,need a television
Need a television,need a garage sale.
Got a garage sale.
Walking up the driveway I see ma sitting in the old rocker behind the table with a tin cash box.
" Have you a television for sale?"
"No. I have a microwave though"
"Does it get CNN?"
Tsk.....................................Need a garage sale.